Dancey Dance Dopes
Eshon Hardy (left) and Theodore Walker (right) were strolling home at 4 AM on Monday when they reportedly told a Volusia County sheriff's deputy they were lost and asked for a ride home.
Perhaps to persuade the cop, Hardy, 18, told Walker, 20, to show off his dance moves.
When Hardy obliged, the deputy noticed some electronic equipment sticking out of the young man's pants.
When the deputy searched Walker he said he found two GPS devices, a cell phone, a phone case, a charger and a large amount of change. His pal was packing three cell phone chargers and two phones.
Deputies also say they found found the men had jewelry and a package of strawberry Pop-Tarts, but no word on if the sweet treats were also found in their trousers, which is probably for the best.
The dancing fools are being held in the county jail on one count of burglary each and are linked to six car break-ins in the area.
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And I'll bet they were uneducated too....I mean you gotta be to be that stupid!
Posted by: Angie | 06/30/09 2:57PM
Oh, boy whatta couple of real winners. I wonder what their exucses were for all the electronic equipment. Pop-Tarts were for their munchies I'm sure.
Posted by: Glynne1964 | 06/30/09 8:10PM
I could have gotten away with this! I'm white, I can't dance!
Posted by: Randy Darrah | 07/01/09 6:40PM
ah!ah! ah! REAL SMART!
Posted by: Ernest | 07/02/09 9:03PM
"spell check"
Deputies also say they "found found" the men had jewelry and a package of strawberry Pop-Tarts, but no word on if the sweet treats were also found in their trousers, which is probably for the best.
Posted by: sergio | 07/10/09 2:51PM
They could probably have gotton away if he didn't dance
but when they post a discription
and the offier notices its just like the people he sent home
he knows their adress
Posted by: f | 07/14/09 12:13PM