Boston Cops: No Lie on Zombie Attacks May 20, 2009 4:28 PM | permalink

Yes, you read that right.

In case any of you out there were under the delusion that Twitter doesn't provide information that is crucial to your lives, get ready to eat your words...before a zombie eats your brains! Check out this tweet that came in last night from the Boston Police Department:

Hmm- human bite? On a police officer? I've heard of that happening before. Luckily, Twitter user "willcady" was thinking the same thing.

And Boston's finest responded:

 

So fear not, citizens of Beantown, if the recently dead in your area rise from the grave your police department is on record that it "absolutely" will warn you. You should have plenty of time to get to a nearby island. Of course, the Boston Police have no official policy on their stance on covering up werewolf bites. But don't worry, we checked up on it for you, and last night was definitely not a full moon.

So breathe easy, Boston.

For now.

(Thanks to Universal Hub for the find)

Comments

[Daniel]

That is an epic win! Guess it is time to take out my life savings and start stocking up on artillery

[srdha]

i gust want to say some thing "great job"

Update your Twitter randomly according to your intrest Or, from Rss Feed Or, from your own tweet message list Or, Any combination of the above three http://feedmytwitter.com

[nacho business]

today i saw 3 people walking around boston dressed as the living dead. 1 was carrying a sign that said "Got brains?"
Soooo weird.

[Jayfuss]

Excellent journalism, Ritch! Twitter user "willcady" definitely looks like a cop: a 23-year-old bassist who "vomited all day" on June 9th, according to his tweets, and is a fan of "whiskey and challah".

Question I pose to you: Got brains?

[thomas]

Pls. inform us too, when they going on biting.. We expect some hotel guests from Boston here in Berlin/Germany ... http://www.hiberlin.de