Twofer Tuesday Dumb Roundup
ASSPOOP: Amazingly Stupid Sports Person or Other Persons
Super fools race across the desert in a super marathon.
Two fashion links...
Finally, a fanny pack and a hat in one. What?! RUN!
This is Paris Hilton in a bathing suit at Cannes, although it looks like she's co-starring next to Will Farrell in a wacky retro swimming-themed movie.
Two sexed up links...
Sex theme park in China is nixed (boo!), but the photo for this story can't be beat.
But forget China, there's always the Leather Archives & Museum in Chicago.
Two WTF links...
Oh Canada! Montreal woman handcuffed, thrown in cell and ticketed for not holding the handrail of an escalator.
Flapping our lips together in slo-mo, we're flapping our lips together in slo--mo.


