Dumb As A Blog Faceoff: Not Reality. Actuality
May 18, 2009 5:23 PM | permalink
Oh, Ritch. You are wrong on so many levels:
- While we do have many Canadian players (it's a form of hockey, I dare you to find a team in our league who doesn't have at least one player from Canada, Michigan or Boston), the player in question is from the Czech Republic, not our neighbor to the north. Regardless, he's not the key to our success. Just like my dear Red Wings, we have depth. We are a team chalk full of tenacious scrappers with spirit. Hardly robotic, we play with heartfelt intensity that cannot be matched.
- If by practices you mean that we talk about meeting up before our games to hit a ball around, but usually show up 15 minutes after our game was supposed to start, then right you are, we do practice. Otherwise, the only practice we get is standing around Martin while the ref gets impatient as he tries to explain plays to us peons.
In addition, that shot I had on goal was about the best thing I ever did in a hockey game minus the actual goal I scored last year in the lamest way possible (see picture), so don't you dare take that away from me.
Furthermore, I'd like to assert that you are just jealous because both your Bruins and Squirrels have choked in the past month, while my Red Wings and Skyfighters continue to prevail.
Go nuts all you want, you will still be wrong.
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