Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: 'All That Glitters' Edition
Commenters, start your engines... the next "Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest" has arrived, and we're almost as excited about it as this guy:
Write your best caption for the photo above in the comments section, and if your creation is chosen as the best, you may win a brand new pushbroom mustache Dumb As A Blog T-shirt. For inspiration, check out our last contest, which was one of our best ever.
So let's see those captions!
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SNL Coneheads return with large golden vibrators in hopes to attract more women for reproduction. Male humans not happy.
Posted by: Me Myself and I | 05/19/09 2:13PM
"Mine's bigger than yours!!!"
Posted by: mike | 05/19/09 2:45PM
How many batteries does it take?
Posted by: Amy | 05/19/09 3:07PM
What size batteries does one that big take?
Posted by: Amy | 05/19/09 3:08PM
CIA research has shown that the Korean ballistic missle program has a ways to go before producing a missle capible of striking the USA.
Posted by: Mike | 05/19/09 3:44PM
I see the ancient people had many sizes to choose from..this one looks a little large for me...
Posted by: Amy | 05/19/09 3:46PM
Tonight on the learning show, we have unearthed the lair of king Midas and found his sewer.
Posted by: maximumJoe | 05/19/09 5:45PM
Gangsta Elephants did in fact gold plate their tusks.
Posted by: billie | 05/19/09 5:49PM
Damn...... That Cleopatra was a freak!
Posted by: billie | 05/19/09 6:01PM
That is Pornos version of an emmy.
Posted by: billie | 05/19/09 6:11PM
The Jolly Green Giant was so embarassed when the papparazi found pictures of his wifes personnal pleasure toys. The assistant shown here was fired and now works for TMZ.
Posted by: stinkfinger | 05/19/09 6:21PM
The governments new tool to get people prepared for the next tax season.
Posted by: stinkfinger | 05/19/09 6:25PM
"And here we have the new gold plated condom!"
Posted by: Daniel | 05/19/09 6:51PM
Dammit, I knew I should have taken the stock for Surgilube!
Posted by: Angela | 05/19/09 8:06PM
"OUCH"
Posted by: Angela | 05/19/09 8:08PM
"OH! I thought the last caption contest winner said, 'speak softly and carry a big CENSORED!'"
Posted by: samurai7 | 05/19/09 9:41PM
Proof that giants existed and had toys of all sizes.
Posted by: Andrew | 05/20/09 8:33AM
The droll look on this chaps face and the bevy of lame jokes the scene inspires calls for a thought ballon above his head with the words
"hilarious joke sir, it gets funnier the thousandth time you hear it."
Posted by: cwn | 05/20/09 10:11AM
These golden screws haven't been selling like we thought they would.
Posted by: kyle | 05/20/09 10:33AM
John Holms was not happy, his comment was "UP YOURS!"
Posted by: Del | 05/20/09 10:44AM
His wife agrees that she should have just let him buy the Porch
Posted by: Donald | 05/20/09 11:35AM
I was watching Operation Repo - Bike Gang Boom Bang and I REALLY hope the "Bikers" were prosecuted fully. I would like to know if the "man" who threw the first punch and the guy who broke the camera were brought to justice. I really hope so and I think the bikers in that scene not only looked like immature idiots but it was obvious they were also scrubs (poor smelly people) because they couldn't pay their bills. LOSERS!
Posted by: Sarah | 05/20/09 12:09PM
"Screw You!"
Posted by: chieromancer | 05/20/09 2:21PM
John, known as the guy who "lays golden eggs," shows a sample produced after a night at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: Dave | 05/20/09 2:33PM
A sneak peek behind the scenes at the Bill Clinton Presidential library reveals too much...
Posted by: johna | 05/20/09 3:23PM