Pop Tarts Lead to Colon Attack
Catheline Marie Colon, pictured, stabbed her boyfriend with a steak knife after an argument over a box of Pop Tarts, according to police in Lakeland, FL.
Colon, 18, had moved out of their home together, but returned to collect her things. When she indicated she wanted one final tasty toaster pastry for the road, her 19-year-old boyfriend said she couldn't have one and that is when she allegedly went all stabby on him.
Cops say she was cleaning up blood when they arrived and she was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.
As a side note, the boyfriend would not give a witness statement and did not want her arrested, perhaps seeing that denying a woman a delicious snack treat is about as smart as jumping into a polar bear's enclosure.
OMG! Stop posting these things from FL! You are making us all look bad! LOL Seriously, it must be all the sun that makes people down here stupid! I know they can't drive!
Posted by: jac | 04/22/09 1:27PM
Give me the freakin' Pop Tart & no one gets hurt!
I would've said she had the munchies, but since she got violent...I'm leaning more towards PMS!!
Posted by: Glynne1964 | 04/22/09 8:35PM
wow thank God he didn't want her arrested think about what she would have done to him then!!
Posted by: Zed | 04/23/09 2:34PM
dumb idiot boy friend should have gave her the damn pop tart.
Posted by: isshi | 04/25/09 11:36PM
THIS SH*T WAS OUTRAGEOUS I'M SUPPOSED 2 GO VISIT FAM IN FL DIS SUMMER DONT THINK IMMA GO NOW N IF I DO I DA*N SURE AINT TAKIN POP TARTS LOL
Posted by: Yung Blaze | 04/26/09 10:03PM
IF THE CHARGES STICK OLD GIRL WON'T GET OUT FOR A WHILE. AT LEAST SIX MONTHS. SHE WAS MORE THEN PMSING. SHE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE. AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT LEAVING A HOLE IN HIM, LIKE THE ONE IN HER HEART.
Posted by: minky | 04/27/09 4:15PM
the stabbing wasn't about the pop tart. it was the rejection she felt from the boyfriend because he wouldn't give her even a pop tart.
Posted by: nurse6000 | 04/28/09 8:46PM
OMG, pop tarts are REALLY good. I wouldn't stab someone over one but they are pretty good (and gross too, have you looked at the ingredients in pop tarts). Plus there are 2 in a package so he could have shared but I understand why he didn't want to. hahahahahaha. Ok, not funny that someone was stabbed but the write up on this one was hilarious. "she wanted one final tasty toaster pastry for the road" mmmm, mmmm good!
Posted by: superdelicious | 04/29/09 8:31PM
What flavor Pop Tart was it?
Posted by: Duckbutt | 04/29/09 9:58PM