Hot Slice of Dumb Criminal Life
Meet Mary Gorsuch, 48, who was arrested on Monday for armed robbery.
If Mary looks distressed in the photo at left, it might be because she was hungry.
You see, after she robbed a convenience store by threatening to blow the clerk's head off, she made off with several hundred dollars, walked across the street, ordered a pepperoni pizza and sat down to wait for her order, according to police in Biddeford, ME.
She was arrested by cops while waiting for her pie. Maybe a better strategy would have been to just get a quick slice. Or, order the pizza first, rob the store while the pizza was cooking, then pick it up on the way back. Or, oh, I don't know, maybe not rob a store at gunpoint at all. But what do I know?
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