Hot Slice of Dumb Criminal Life
Meet Mary Gorsuch, 48, who was arrested on Monday for armed robbery.
If Mary looks distressed in the photo at left, it might be because she was hungry.
You see, after she robbed a convenience store by threatening to blow the clerk's head off, she made off with several hundred dollars, walked across the street, ordered a pepperoni pizza and sat down to wait for her order, according to police in Biddeford, ME.
She was arrested by cops while waiting for her pie. Maybe a better strategy would have been to just get a quick slice. Or, order the pizza first, rob the store while the pizza was cooking, then pick it up on the way back. Or, oh, I don't know, maybe not rob a store at gunpoint at all. But what do I know?
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My goodness! She must be that hungry. She didnt even thinking straight! Food is on her mind!
Posted by: nick wright | 03/18/09 4:31PM
Hunger has made me do dumb stuff, but never steal from anyone. Also doesn't she know she should've made a run for the border? ;-)
Posted by: Glynne1964 | 03/18/09 8:40PM
Biddefords finest...
Alex Pizza is really good!!
I can't blame her.
It's not easy to walk by that place without stopping in to get a pizza.
Even after robbing a bank.
Posted by: sean | 03/19/09 12:11AM
She probably wouldn't have been arrested if she ordered a goat cheese and falafel pizza, but the democrats want to control what you eat so she gets arrested just cause she likes pepperoni?
That is unfair! We should be able to eat what we want without the liberal mafia breathing down our necks!
Posted by: Dick Rogers | 03/19/09 1:18PM
hunger , addictions, gaming, are most reason for crime, its a shame she could of went to portland maine where the cops would ticket lady s to lose there licences to be their sex slaves, that would be great she could of fed them scumbags dummys that need tip lines and are paid hero dummy scumbag s THIS SHOW NEVER HAS ANY ON
Posted by: george matsos | 03/22/09 9:46AM
She got away with the money but she did not get away with the dough! duh!
Posted by: trg | 03/22/09 10:35PM
Dick,
Are you kidding? You've got some serious problems. I'd like to request that they give out awards for the most inane, worthless, and just plain stupid comments. You'd have my vote!
Posted by: Linn | 03/25/09 2:01PM
Hey - the first thing I do when I rob a store is buy some lotto tickets and scratch them off outside. That way I might get some more money.
WHAT?
Posted by: earthwalker | 03/25/09 6:19PM
LINN YOUR RIGHT, DICK DOES HAVE A PROBLEM. BUT, OLD GIRL
SHE HAD TO JUST DO THE DUMBEST THING EVER FOR HER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ORDERING
A PIZZA OVER THE PHONE. WHEN YOUR AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE.
Posted by: minky | 03/27/09 4:28PM