Hump Day Dumb Roundup
Check out our awesome new video player. Savage Sisters: The Top 5 Gutsiest Female Store Clerks has clips of some of the toughest and roughest ladies to ever work behind a counter.
Snails emit laughing gas. And this, Danish scientists tell us, isn't funny. But if like me, you think it's hilarious, maybe it's time to step away from the escargot. via Mary
According to Business Week magazine, Portland, OR is the unhappiest city in the country. Quick, send in the snails!
Sorry Baby Einstein aficionados, TV doesn't make babies smarter. No duh, right? But sorry helicopter parents, TV isn't bad for them either.
Wet Pets is a new site featuring soggy animals. Now you know. via Lemondrop
Tweeting us right: HeavenGeorge writes about us on Twitter, "Hahaha! I think maybe Gary Busey is crazy! I'm just guessing here. :P I'm peeing my pants watching him on Trutv."
The blogger behind What Sucks is one of the people behind a new web-only weekly series called El Vacio. It features a bit of butt crack and it may even make your baby smarter.
