Farewell Dumb Awesome Austin
Well, my excellent whirlwind SXSW experience is almost over and I've got to skedaddle to the airport, but here are a few picture postcards of some of the wonderfully stupid stuff I found deep in the heart of Texas. Hasta la vista guys with beards and old-timey hats and bon voyage me!
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce for sale at Tears of Joy Hot Sauce Shop. Other bottom-obsessed brands available include Bayou Butt Burner, Screaming Sphincter, Sir Fartalot, Megasaurass and Rectal Revenge.
Austin really knows how to party: The wearer of this shirt was a female senior citizen.
This guy gets my vote for the most crazy sexy dumb hair in Austin. He was also the only guy I met at SXSW who did not have a website. Heck, if I had hair that cool, I wouldn't be coding either.
Well, gotta run to catch my plane. Bye bye naughty photo booth! I think I'll miss you most of all.
