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Chuck E. GEEZ, Louise! That Hurts!

Chuck e cheese Chuck E. Cheese's; where a kid can be a kid, and an adult can be guilty of aggravated assault.

Trahan Pires, 34, pleaded guilty Monday to assaulting a 19-year-old kid dressed as the peppy mouse mascot at everyone's favorite restaurant and arcade chain. A judge handed Pires a $500 fine for the incident.

And this isn't the first such case...

According to a December Wall Street Journal article Chuck E. Cheese's restaurants nationwide should consider changing their name to Chuck E. Chaos, as parents gone wild have warranted a considerable number of calls to local police stations.

On their corporate website, Chuck E. Cheese's claims to believe that "today, more than ever, kids need a safe, wholesome environment in which they can laugh, play and simply enjoy being kids." Adults, on the other hand, seem to need a dangerous, anger-filled environment where they can beat the crap out of each other.

IMHO, Chuck E. Cheese's should just give in and let parents settle disputes the way adults should: a cage match style fight to the death in the ball pit.

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Comments

that was me!!! screw that guy. messed up my life. you cant even go to work anymore without being attacked.

So who babysits the parents when they dump theyre kids off here?

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