Dumb Caption Contest #7: Bizarre Grooming Edition
What exactly is this guy doing?
What the heck is that device?
Who is he?
Why is the picture in black and white?
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O' Dollar Store, how I love thee.
Posted by: Dave | 01/08/09 9:46AM
Patent number: ******73: A device for the drying of a human scalp and for combing viable hair, mounted for rotation about a generally horizontal axis and consisting of a stainless steel rod penetrating the human brain via the external auditory canal, comprising of a contoured handle portion with calibrated indicia at the distal end thereof to measure the width of the part in a human scalp, and a comb portion, attached to the proximal end of said handle portion, comprising a plurality of graduated tines to organize viable hairs of same, and a squeegee portion, attached to the proximal end of said comb portion, comprising of an inset peripherally extending, resilient, and flexible blade of rubber-like material, for removal of excess water, ancillary to towel drying.
Posted by: Hoodwink | 01/08/09 9:49AM
In 1917, the lawmakers derisively laughed at Alexander Graham Bell's suggestion that, one day, using a phone, polishing one's dome, and combing one's viable, remaining hair, will be too dangerous to do while driving an automobile, and tossed the browbeaten visionary and his "Comb-A-Dome-A-Phone Invention" out of the building!
Posted by: Hoodwink | 01/08/09 9:49AM
Einstein's brother desperately tries to keep up...
Posted by: Lia | 01/08/09 9:51AM
Here we have a screen capture of super-rare deleted Star Wars footage depicting what Darth Vader was doing before the general interrupted him in "The Empire Strikes Back."
Posted by: Carlos | 01/08/09 9:51AM
For those hard to reach places...
Posted by: Bob | 01/08/09 5:43PM
are you sure this is how Trump did it
Posted by: dusty | 01/09/09 9:51AM
"Introducing the new Buff 'N Brush for men who don't waste testosterone on growing hair!"
Posted by: DG | 01/09/09 4:47PM
Is your head too round for a regular brush? Well kiss with flat brushes goodbye and get the roundbrush for too easy payments of $19.99.
Posted by: Ben | 01/09/09 8:44PM
"Martha, where are my hair curlers?"
Posted by: cayakman | 01/09/09 8:44PM
Well, Yeah, it fits! But, it just doesn't feel like it's covering my whole head!
Posted by: Norman F. Seiff | 01/11/09 11:31PM