Dumb Caption Contest #7: Bizarre Grooming Edition
What exactly is this guy doing?
What the heck is that device?
Who is he?
Why is the picture in black and white?
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"The Three in 1 Crap-o-Matic does it all! Polishes that crome dome,brushes your hair, and banishes that tell-tale lipstick from your collar!"
Posted by: Jomil | 01/01/09 9:11PM
Embrace old age with the oldtimers brush. polishes your scalp,removes the remaining bit of your hair and gives you a nap time producing massage.
Posted by: allenp | 01/01/09 10:31PM
Say good bye to Rogain, say hello to Trojan!
Posted by: Del | 01/02/09 6:17PM
Yeah he is a unknown, but we just could not get that damn Oxy clean guy to do our info-mercial.
Posted by: Joel | 01/02/09 6:17PM
Although a direct relative of Thomas Edison, Bobs inventions never were quite up to the standards of the light bulb.
Posted by: Billie | 01/02/09 6:17PM
You ought to see the grooming tool for my junk.
Posted by: Joe | 01/02/09 6:17PM
Let your grandfather groom with dignity with our all new, Your An Old Bastard, 2-in-1 grooming system!
Posted by: Montey | 01/02/09 6:17PM
I better get some action tonight after all the money I spent on this fancy comb.
Posted by: amy | 01/02/09 6:17PM
Ok, balding men we know you have all tried it, but here is the solution. We now present the anti-comb over comb.
Posted by: Billie | 01/02/09 6:17PM
Those damn paparazzi got Bruce Willis when he was not looking.
Posted by: tim | 01/02/09 6:17PM
honey have you seen that new toilet bowl brush I just bought???
Posted by: Patricia | 01/05/09 9:42AM
he is cutting hair
Posted by: qzy | 01/05/09 9:44AM
Bruce didn't care for the 'Do It Yourself Wax and Comb' brush his wife got him for Christmas.
Posted by: Brat | 01/05/09 9:44AM
A. Plomb, Sr.
Posted by: Emily | 01/05/09 3:57PM
Our 2-in-1 grooming system also doubles as an ass cheek groomer.
Posted by: billie | 01/05/09 3:59PM
Damn, I hate it when my cheap kids get me gifts at the dollar store.
Posted by: jdl | 01/05/09 3:59PM
Well.........They told me this is how Mr. Clean became so famous.
Posted by: Latasha | 01/05/09 3:59PM
Well damn, no one said this thing cuts hair too.
Posted by: Latasha | 01/05/09 4:00PM
hair's a guy that knows how to work his tool!
Posted by: gstem | 01/05/09 4:00PM
Dale hoped this simple design would far outsell his nosehair trimmer / eyeglass repair kit flop.
Posted by: Lisa | 01/05/09 4:00PM
"Dagnabit...this is the LAST time I believe an infomercial"
Posted by: Jennifer | 01/05/09 6:06PM
I,m to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurrrrttttssss.
Posted by: jdl | 01/06/09 3:06PM
Order your Shamwow now and get this new totally amazing bald mans grooming kit!!!
Posted by: jdl | 01/06/09 3:07PM
The Amazing Follicle Stimulator!
The small sponge directs the state of the art fertilizer to the scalp that will arouse growth as you gently massage it in to the scalp with the patented camel hair brush included at no extra charge. Free life time supply of hair fertilizer with every purchase, all yours for 12 easy payments of $99.95.
Posted by: Tim Childers | 01/06/09 3:07PM
The origins of the question mark... ?
Posted by: Ray | 01/07/09 10:01AM