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Dumb Caption Contest #7: Bizarre Grooming Edition

Bald_man_contest_image_2 What exactly is this guy doing?

What the heck is that device?

Who is he?

Why is the picture in black and white?

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"The Three in 1 Crap-o-Matic does it all! Polishes that crome dome,brushes your hair, and banishes that tell-tale lipstick from your collar!"

Embrace old age with the oldtimers brush. polishes your scalp,removes the remaining bit of your hair and gives you a nap time producing massage.

Say good bye to Rogain, say hello to Trojan!

Yeah he is a unknown, but we just could not get that damn Oxy clean guy to do our info-mercial.

Although a direct relative of Thomas Edison, Bobs inventions never were quite up to the standards of the light bulb.

You ought to see the grooming tool for my junk.

Let your grandfather groom with dignity with our all new, Your An Old Bastard, 2-in-1 grooming system!

I better get some action tonight after all the money I spent on this fancy comb.

Ok, balding men we know you have all tried it, but here is the solution. We now present the anti-comb over comb.

Those damn paparazzi got Bruce Willis when he was not looking.

honey have you seen that new toilet bowl brush I just bought???

he is cutting hair

Bruce didn't care for the 'Do It Yourself Wax and Comb' brush his wife got him for Christmas.

A. Plomb, Sr.

Our 2-in-1 grooming system also doubles as an ass cheek groomer.

Damn, I hate it when my cheap kids get me gifts at the dollar store.

Well.........They told me this is how Mr. Clean became so famous.

Well damn, no one said this thing cuts hair too.

hair's a guy that knows how to work his tool!

Dale hoped this simple design would far outsell his nosehair trimmer / eyeglass repair kit flop.

"Dagnabit...this is the LAST time I believe an infomercial"

I,m to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurrrrttttssss.

Order your Shamwow now and get this new totally amazing bald mans grooming kit!!!

The Amazing Follicle Stimulator!

The small sponge directs the state of the art fertilizer to the scalp that will arouse growth as you gently massage it in to the scalp with the patented camel hair brush included at no extra charge. Free life time supply of hair fertilizer with every purchase, all yours for 12 easy payments of $99.95.

The origins of the question mark... ?

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