This New Years Eve, Watch Where You Drop Your Balls
December 31, 2008 12:12 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
An 88-year-old woman is unharmed after a naked intruder named Michael Dick (pictured) barged into her home, according to police in Troutdale, OR.
Dick was allegedly persuaded to leave the elderly woman's home after she:
a) Threatened to call the cops
b) Offered him cash
c) Grabbed him by his testicles
If you answered c, pat yourself on the genitals, because you are correct! According to the report, the woman learned this tactic by watching TV. Yay TV!
The aptly-named Dick faces burglary, harassment and indecency charges.
Susie, this is probably the best headline of the year!! But, I don't get why this guy has trouble finding a date. He looks so, what's the word I'm looking for...normal? depraved? That's it!
Posted by: Susan | 12/31/08 2:27PM