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This New Years Eve, Watch Where You Drop Your Balls

December 31, 2008 12:12 PM | permalink
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Arealdick An 88-year-old woman is unharmed after a naked intruder named Michael Dick (pictured) barged into her home, according to police in Troutdale, OR.

Dick was allegedly persuaded to leave the elderly woman's home after she:

a) Threatened to call the cops

b) Offered him cash

c) Grabbed him by his testicles

If you answered c, pat yourself on the genitals, because you are correct!  According to the report, the woman learned this tactic by watching TV.  Yay TV!

The aptly-named Dick faces burglary, harassment and indecency charges.

Susie
Posted by Susie
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Tags: ball drop, home invasion, new years eve, oregon, troutdale
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