Cops: Women Download Dumb Instructions Before Crime
December 12, 2008 1:54 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Three women (pictured) who attempted to hold up a Dollar Tree store were apprehended less than a mile away from the scene with detailed instructions, which they had downloaded from the internet, on how to commit the robbery, according to cops in Bedford, OH.
Cops say after the trio surrendered tearfully they found a printout of a guide entitled "How to Commit Armed Robbery in Six Easy Steps"in the getaway car. As you can see from the link, it's not an entirely serious guide, to say the least.
As further proof that these beauts are not the brightest bulbs, they ultimately left the store empty-handed (the manager outwitted them by saying the safe could not be opened) and were arrested.
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WOW that is funny! What a bunch of moronic women! After reading the how to guide I found it even more hilarious. That so obviously is not meant to be taken literally. WOW WOW WOW! Bwhahah
Posted by: Bwhahahah? | 12/12/08 2:12PM
Hmmm. Step 3 says, "Your crony must be a lot bigger than you, but a lot dumber." I wonder if they fought over who was a crony.
And despite not getting any money they obviously f'd up on Step 5: The police should be avoided at all costs.
I think they were all cronies.
Posted by: Dave | 12/12/08 3:53PM
beatues ????? dam dude, there is nothing beautiful about any of them. If you think they look good, you have to be soo hard up. To even think these 3 women are even wantable you must have been in jail for the last 50 yrs. These bitches are UGLY, and they aint real smart, fuckj them, put them away
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Posted by: Tom | 12/13/08 12:41PM
Wow, I am truely impressed that three women can honestly be so uneducated/stupid as to think that the guide is an actual guide to a robbery. You have got to be kidding me. Very cool articles though, very funny, keep it up Susie.
Philip
Posted by: Philip | 12/14/08 11:16AM
Oh, the irony in Tom's comment.
Posted by: Irony | 12/14/08 12:41PM
I went to high school with one of the girls who picture appears first and even in high school she wasn't all that bright. So this is not a suprise to me.
Posted by: Tisha | 12/14/08 1:05PM
"beatues ????? dam dude, there is nothing beautiful about any of them. If you think they look good, you have to be soo hard up. "
The way you picked up on that piece of sarcasm makes me think you a lot brighter than these women.
Posted by: Pugnate | 12/15/08 8:58AM
This is a perfect example of a good education!!! LOL
Posted by: getdowngrandma | 12/15/08 12:46PM
Girl read this article!!
Posted by: Ronnie | 12/15/08 4:20PM
Your welfare dollars at work!!!
Posted by: Randy | 12/15/08 9:58PM
The Dollar Tree? Where everything is a dollar? Come on!
Did they at least bring a bag to put all those nickels and dimes in?
"How to Commit Armed Robbery in Six Easy Steps" What were they "armed" with anyway, plastic spatulas they lifted on the way in?
Posted by: coral | 12/18/08 11:33AM
them broads was dumb beauties i dont get either i wonder????did they download how to surive in jail if i got caught lol
Posted by: rocabye | 12/22/08 9:33AM
Wow. I'm ashamed to be a Black woman right now. Dumb broads. They deserve corporal punishment.
Posted by: shelli | 12/22/08 9:33AM
mommy is dat u?
Posted by: baby | 12/23/08 5:14PM