What a Card! November 14, 2008 2:29 PM | permalink

Damon Bonnell, 31, allegedly broke into a woman's home and, surprised to find her there, told her he was selling a car.  When the homeowner said she wasn't interested in the vehicle, he claimed he fixed computers and handed her a business card, according to police in Hillsborough County, NH.

Cagey detectives followed the name and address on the card and arrested Bonnell on burglary charges.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this story  will not bechronicled on an upcoming episode of "Forensic Files." But never fear -- if there's any video evidence, you might spy it on a future edition of "The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Criminals."

Comments

[Allean]

This guy was not a career criminal. He apparently became very surprised by finding someone home. Thank God he didn't decide to "take out all witnesses.