Police: We Found Her H-Spot
If ever there was a story to convince young people to stay away from drugs, it's probably this. A woman charged with selling narcotics had to be hospitalized to remove copious amounts of heroin she had stashed in her vagina, according to cops in Bridgeport, CT.
Latasha Martinez, 35, allegedly had 20 bags of dope down there, presumably ready to be sold at market value once they could be extracted from her hidey hole. She faces a variety of drug charges and was held in lieu of bail and I'm sure the doctor who had to go spelunking for the smack had a great dinnertime story for his family.
After yesterday's tale of a woman who allegedly had crack in her crack, my esteemed dumb editor asked if it was possibly National Hide Drugs In Your Body Crevice Week. If so we didn't get the memo.
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this is the funniest thing ever. LOL!
Posted by: Tiel | 11/08/08 10:31PM
wow what a tard...hahahahahah wow he drug buyers had to be smelling something fishy going on LOL
Posted by: dingdong | 11/10/08 8:19AM
Thats some gross crap if you ask me.. I know if I used drugs I wouldnt want it out of some chicks Vajj
Posted by: Gabrielle | 11/11/08 11:29AM
i think if you're doin heroin you dont really care if it comes out of a nasty vag.
i'll add this to the reasons why people shouldnt do drugs when i talk to my kids about them.
Posted by: maeby | 11/11/08 12:23PM
That's nothin'. I saw on some police videos show a GUY inserted into his butthole a syringe WITH THE CAP OFF so police wouldn't find it when they searched him. Uhh, they made him take it out himself.
Posted by: beth563 | 11/13/08 6:55AM
HAHA talk about a packed MULE!!! SICK
Posted by: starraider1999 | 11/14/08 1:12PM
Makes you feel sorry for any men who ever tried to ~*X?** her. Come On Now 20 POUNDS!!!!
Posted by: T | 11/20/08 2:31AM
Thats nasty
but i wonder how big of a warrent that took
i feel bad for the doctor
Posted by: f | 07/14/09 11:39AM
While I was in prison one of the other guys got caught bringing in a small peanut butter jar of dope up his backside "safe". Ow.
Posted by: TA | 07/15/09 3:45PM
hahahahahahahahaha, talk about a packed mule that had something gross to hide, haha... ooh yea. but drug in her .... area? euww that is like sooo gross.
Posted by: laughingpeanut | 07/20/09 2:33PM