Insert Your Own 'Tight End' Joke here
Fall is almost upon us and for millions of discerning sports fans, that means one thing: college football (side note: Go Bucks!). But for a few journalists, it seemed as though the rough 'n tumble boys on the University of Central Florida team had swapped their helmets and pads for lacy teddies and breathy come-ons.
Thanks to a clerical error, reporters expecting to dial in to a conference call with UCF coach George O'Leary reached a dirty-talking phone sex line instead. One incorrect digit meant that rather than gruff talk about end zones, the puzzled journos got invitations to go long in an entirely different zone.
Boy, what is it with phone sex lines? If they're not stalking NCAA sports, they're showing up on our stamps. Where will these naughty numbers show up next? On a church bulletin? An ad for Velveeta? A political campaign poster? Actually, yeah, probably that last one.
