Dumb Criminal of the Week Vol. 11
Welcome to our 11th Dumb Criminal of the Week Poll! Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday we were telling you about the cop who claimed a man in a lobster outfit tried to run him over with a car. Time flies.
But more important, who won last week?
With over 400 votes in, Trooper Gives TMI is our winner!
Let's move on to this week's nominees:
Monday 9/8: Seasoned Criminal
Sink your teeth into the meaty tale of the crook who allegedly used an eight inch sausage as a weapon.
Tuesday 9/9: Cops: Brew-scuse Caught On Tape
Don't cry over spilled milk; don't make an alibi of spilled beer.
Wednesday 9/10: Shroom For Improvement?
If you run an illegal drug factory out of your home (I mean, if you allegedly run an illegal drug factory out of your home), use discretion when calling the cops over for a look see.
Thursday 9/11: Cops: Suspect Can't Be Ig-snored
Falling asleep at the wheel while in line at a drive-thru gets ya noticed!
Friday 9/12: Good Cop, Bad Fake Cop
Guy posing as a cop allegedly, and accidentally, pulls over real cop. Arresting ensues.
