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Meet Cheesus, the Cheetos Jesus

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Cheesus Jesus returned to walk the earth Monday as a Cheeto, a Missouri woman claims. She bought the bag of Frito-Lay brand Cheetos airy cheese snacks, felt something funny inside and pulled it out of the bag. It looked to her like a little, puffy orange baby Jesus. And so she named him "Cheesus."

Surprised? You shouldn't be. This isn't the first time a member of the Holy Trinity has returned to the earth in a cheesen form. A Virgin Mary "appeared" in 2004 in the guise of a grilled cheese sandwich, which sold for $28,000 on Ebay.

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