Meet Cheesus, the Cheetos Jesus
July 31, 2008 9:00 AM | permalink
Posted by Andy
Jesus returned to walk the earth Monday as a Cheeto, a Missouri woman claims. She bought the bag of Frito-Lay brand Cheetos airy cheese snacks, felt something funny inside and pulled it out of the bag. It looked to her like a little, puffy orange baby Jesus. And so she named him "Cheesus."
Surprised? You shouldn't be. This isn't the first time a member of the Holy Trinity has returned to the earth in a cheesen form. A Virgin Mary "appeared" in 2004 in the guise of a grilled cheese sandwich, which sold for $28,000 on Ebay.
Just when I thought the true meaning of CHristmas was in danfer if being lost! Adds a who;e new meaning to
"Cheese iT! the cops!"
Posted by: Jomil | 01/01/09 9:11PM