Dumb Criminal of the Week Vol. 4
Welcome to the fourth-ever Dumb Criminal of the Week Poll!
First, let's see who won last week's stupid criminal crown.
With more than 1,257 votes in, it's clear that Rat Lady won whiskers down!
Here are this week's nominees:
Monday 7/21: Football Star Called for Interference. And Public Intoxication
Naked, intoxicated football-playing freshman allegedly leads cops on a frolicsome chase through Iowa City before crashing through the back door of a Pita restaurant. Note: I'll pay good $ for this video if anyone has it.
Tuesday 7/22: Asleep at the Steal?
Cops say they followed a trail of cushions and debris from a department store to two young men asleep on stolen pillows and hammocks.
Wednesday 7/23: Gun Pulled When Gag Doesn't Cut The Mustard, Cops Say
A young man doesn't find a fellow driver's Grey Poupon commercial reenactment amusing, so he pulls a handgun, according to cops. Even better, The Smoking Gun supplies the perfect condiment to this story in the form of the guy's mug shot.
Thursday 7/24: Oh Deer Me!
An ornery man is accused of puncturing his pa's tire using deer antlers. Only in WV kids, only in WV.
Friday 7/25: Dim Crim Wite-Outed
Genius caught on tape chugging correction fluid to mask smell of alcohol on his breath, according to prosecutors. It doesn't work.
