Dim Crim Wite-Outed
July 25, 2008 12:14 PM | permalink
Attempting to get out of a drunk driving charge, Juan Briceno, 33, drank Wite-Out in a futile try to mask the smell of alcohol on his breath, according to Omaha, NE prosecutors.
The foolish fake-out was caught on tape and it didn't work -- authorities say a blood test revealed Briceno's blood alcohol content was three and a half times the legal limit.
He is awaiting sentencing, after which he will most likely be released to the highly apropos Department of Corrections.
Posted by Susie
