Dim Crim Wite-Outed
July 25, 2008 12:14 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Attempting to get out of a drunk driving charge, Juan Briceno, 33, drank Wite-Out in a futile try to mask the smell of alcohol on his breath, according to Omaha, NE prosecutors.
The foolish fake-out was caught on tape and it didn't work -- authorities say a blood test revealed Briceno's blood alcohol content was three and a half times the legal limit.
He is awaiting sentencing, after which he will most likely be released to the highly apropos Department of Corrections.
Use spell check when you write a story!
Posted by: Vonnie | 07/26/08 2:30PM
Considering the fact that 'Wite-out' is highly toxic, I would say this was not only stupid it was suicide.
Posted by: Julie | 07/27/08 6:19PM
Vonnie --
Afraid spell check wouldn't have helped this dumb blogger as I wrote "the small of alcohol."
Thanks for the catch which was caught and changed by a collegue so quickly I spent this morning going over a 100% correct post trying to find the error.
Posted by: Susie | 07/28/08 11:53AM
you have to laugh....
damn duh duh duh
Posted by: AmyDamey | 08/02/08 1:43PM
I think he was dating that BLONDE chic that was using white-out on her computer monitor to correct mistakes.
Posted by: Mark | 12/28/08 1:26PM