Thong Runners Wise to Avoid Cornhusker State
Cops in Lincoln, NE arrested a 26-year-old man this weekend. The alleged crime? He was jogging.
I never went to law school, but it seems like whoever represents this exposed exerciser will probably have a pretty good defense. Because a quick search through the internet seems to indicate that in most jurisdictions across the free world running with just the tiniest amount of clothing isn't criminal--it's encouraged.
In England, for instance, The Didcot Throng Rangers race for charity:
Boston has its own Northeaster Underwear Run:
Why even New York City, as conservative and staid a town as you'll ever find, sanctions a race in which competitors--fit, attractive competitors, I might add-- wear only the tightest and smallest of briefs.


