Taco shell shocked The mayor of East Haven, Connecticut made headlines earlier this week after offhandedly telling a reporter that one way he might support the Latino community in the face of allegations of discrimination would be to "have tacos" for dinner. He apologized for the comments, but thanks to a Latino activist group, at this writing, more than 500 tacos have been delivered to the mayor's office. [CNN]
Chicka-Chick-Awww The Internet got all excited by this teaser trailer, which appears to feature Matthew Broderick returning to his iconic role of Ferris Bueller. But hold on, according to Jalopnik, the automaker Honda is behind the clip, and it is supposedly a teaser for a Super Bowl ad. The ad reportedly features a scene replacing the classic Ferrari from the film with a Honda. One look at the comments section will tell you, THE FANS ARE NOT PLEASED. [Jalopnik]
Crash course A teacher is caught sleeping on the job by a student with a cell phone. Horrible right? So what should they do about it? Suspend the student, of course. [KOCO.com]
Slip of dreams Never let go, Jack. Never let go.OK- let go. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! [Slate]
Tomb raider Hey remember that scene from Storage Hunters where they found whale poop in a storage locker? This is worse. [HuffPost Weird]
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