25 reasons why plastic surgery is insanely dumb February 4, 2012 4:00 PM | permalink

Admit it girls and guys — you wouldn't pass up a chance to have Angelina Jolie's lips, Johnny Depp's abs or a fraction of Pam Anderson's breasts if all it took was a flick of fairy wand.

Well, thanks to doctors who will nip and tuck just about anything in order to make a quick buck, many of us are fooled into thinking that those famous body parts are completely attainable. Because you weren't naturally blessed with a pucker the size of small butt cheeks or perfectly etched washboard abs, you should be able to buy them... right? No. Forcing your face to be altered with plastic is ridiculous. If you weren't born with it, there's a good chance it will look silly on you. Proof in these 25 botched plastic surgery procedures.

25 Insane Plastic Surgery Procedures

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Dumbass learns that elephants are jerks February 4, 2012 2:00 PM | permalink

Elephants may look all sweet and innocent like they do in cartoons and on the cover of animal crackers boxes, but there is a reason that National Geographic once dubbed these majestic mammals, "the biggest douchebags in the animal kingdom".

Unfortunately, this guy doesn't appear to be much of a reader since he's trying to touch a wild animal that can clearly step on his head and make it thin enough to slide under his mother's front door if it wants to. The worst part is that elephants are so mean, they'd send the head COD.

[via Reddit]

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Dumb Segway drivers February 4, 2012 9:00 AM | permalink

It takes a special kind of person to ride a Segway.  It takes an even more special person to wipe out on a Segway for no reason.  Check out these dummies as they take a Segway spill in this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest.

Dumb news: Wanted man chats with cops on Facebook February 3, 2012 5:00 PM | permalink

Antisocial networking If you're wanted by the police, maybe the smartest course of action isn't to chat up the sheriff's office on Facebook. Here's a sample: "lol Well i figure i may as well use the computer all i can now, i don't think they let you bring a laptop inside jail..." Nope. They sure don't. [Gizmodo]

Glutton for punishment Going to a Super Bowl party? Don't bring lion tacos. [Dumb As A Blog]

George Clone-y  Call me old fashioned, but I sort of think that the winner of a George Clooney look-a-like contest should not be able to easily and interchangeably also win a "Doughy Ewan Mcgregor look-a-like contest." [Pop Culture Brain]

Super bowl, schmooper bowl. Here's an update on El Wingador, Five time champion of the Philadelphia Wing Bowl. He doesn't do hot dogs. [BroBible]

Osama bun Laden  I guess the plan here is: thwart terrorist, wrap him in silver paper and throw him over 4 rows of seats to the waiting authorities? [Info Wars]

Go sit in the corner Why are teachers salaries so low? You guessed it. To help the kids. [NY Mag]

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5 Dumbest Moments From Super Bowl Halftime Shows February 3, 2012 4:00 PM | permalink

Ah, the Super Bowl Halftime Show. For something with so much buzz surrounding it year after year, it sure does have the capacity to fail spectacularly.

Whether they're putting two musicians with drastically different audiences together to sing and ultimately ruin a classic song, or they're trying something new and artsy like a giant card trick performed by a wacky magician, when the Super Bowl Halftime Show fails, it fails big. 

We've rounded up the top five ways they've failed just in time for this year's possibly successful/disastrous halftime show. Enjoy.

5 Dumbest Moments From Super Bowl Halftime Shows

 

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Poll: Can Susan G. Komen be forgiven for their dumb mistake? February 3, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink

Save the boobies!

A leading breast cancer research facility, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, recently decided to halt grants to Planned Parenthood, seemingly caving to pressure from anti-abortion activists. These funds help provide breast cancer screenings to women who can't otherwise afford them. While some PP clinics do perform abortions, cancer is cancer — it's not "pro-choice, anti-choice, progressive, conservative," as one Planned Parenthood CEO said.

Naturally, this decision made people mad. You know, because isn't Susan G. Komen supposed to be for curing and preventing breast cancer? Right. So of course, the Komen PR folks put on their back-peddlers and announced that the organization is reversing the decision. They will continue to fund Planned Parenthood breast exams, which is great news! But the damage has been done.

Komen Reverses Decision on Defunding Planned Parenthood

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Enter to win this awesome Dumb As A Blog t-shirt February 3, 2012 2:00 PM | permalink

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, genius!

You wanna enter for a chance to win this FANTASTIC Dumb As A Blog t-shirt? It's black, lightweight, and pretty perfect for wearing to the gym if you do that sort of thing, or just hanging out and reading about idiots if you don't. To participate, fill out the entry form or send an email to truTV.Giveaways@turner.com with your name, address and phone number. We'll pick 5 winners at random.

Easy, right? Even a dummy could do it.

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Friends don't let friends auto-tune February 3, 2012 1:00 PM | permalink

A disturbing trend has started to emerge in the world of music: white college kids rapping about their school's basketball team. Why isn't the UN's human rights council jumping all over this?

The scariest part is the blatant use of auto-tuning in these songs. A machine is doing all of the work for them and they still sound more off-key than a cheapskate who gets a vasectomy with a third-rate anesthesiologist. At least kazoo virtuosos and the guys who sang "The Super Bowl Shuffle" finally have someone they can look down upon.

Note from Dumb Blogger Tina: *removes Ray Bans* As a Mizzou alum, this video is slightly embarrassing. But our basketball team is better than yours.

[via BroBible]

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5 dumb things that determine who you 'do it' with February 3, 2012 11:00 AM | permalink

If you're looking to do the no-pants dance with a certain someone, there are 5 pretty lame factors you need to take into consideration if you want to ensure that this person finds you bedroom-worthy.

There are some things you can't control and some things you can that come into play when getting a little boinky-boink action. The length of your ring finger? Can't really help that. Your level of facial scarring? Well, you could just start popping yourself in the face with a crowbar. This stuff might not make sense now, but it will after you read this very scientific article that may determine whether or not you get laid this weekend.

5 Insignificant Things That Determine Who You  Have Sex With

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He hit and ran with half his engine hanging out his car February 3, 2012 9:00 AM | permalink

It's a bold decision to drive away from the scene of an accident.  It's even bolder if your battery is hanging outside the hood of your car.  I guess when I say "bold" what I really mean is very, very stupid.  Check this guy out in this clip from World's Dumbest.