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5 Facebook posts dumb enough to get you fired

May 08, 2013 8:24 AM | permalink

Posted by Nik

There are certain types of people you shouldn’t accept as a Facebook friend, like your parents or that high school bully who’s “found Jesus,” but who’s the one person that no one wants to connect with? Well, according one survey, no one wants to friend their boss. The reason being is that most people are afraid their status updates or pictures would get them fired.

But we think as long as you’re not as dumb as the people who posted these five Facebook status updates below, you should be fine.

1. Obviously, this person has never taken a refreshing dip in the LA River. (via guyism.com)

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5 Dumb sex myths you probably believe to be true

May 07, 2013 5:15 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

There are sex myths that are just so out there, you’d have to be a moron to believe a word of them. Like the fact that excessive masturbation causes blindness and green M&Ms make you horny.

Then there are these 5 sex myths that seem so perfectly valid, you probably do swear by ‘em. I admit that I honestly believed both #1 and #2 until I read this article. But everyone who has watched 15 minutes of Sex & the City should know that #4 is bull.

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes

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The 20 most unglamourous Glamour Shots ever

May 07, 2013 3:11 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

Glamour Shots. If you didn’t strike a pose with big hair and bad clothes in the ’80s or early ’90s, then you were decidedly uncool. I had to beg my mom to get me Glamour Shots for Christmas back in 1993, which resulted in this gem of a photo:

Other folks weren’t so lucky, winding up with horrid not-so Glamour Shots that would be mocked on the Interwebs for years to come, like these bad boys:

The 20 WTF Glamour Shots The Internet Can’t Explain

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Guy BEHIND Amanda Berry rescuer shows off ‘hilarious’ naughty vest patches

May 07, 2013 12:55 PM | permalink

Posted by Susie

“I barbecued with this dude… We eat ribs and whatnot, listen to salsa music… You got some big testicles to pull this off, bro!’ — Charles Ramsey

Yes, move over Antoine Dodson, there’s a new suburban hero YouTube sensation: Charles Ramsey, pictured, one of the men who heard screams and kicked down a door to rescue Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight who were said to have been kidnapped a decade ago.

The funniest part is how the interview with Ramsey abruptly ends after he says, “I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.”

But once you’ve enjoyed Mr Ramsey’s soon-to-be autotuned performance, do yourself a favor and take in the white dude with the leather vest lurking just behind Mr. Ramsey. Why, you ask?

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Believers see Ganesh in an eggplant but we see all see something else

May 07, 2013 9:24 AM | permalink

Posted by Nik

Believers have been flocking to a small shrine in Leicester, England to pray to what they say is the reincarnation of the Hindu god, Ganesh. And in this life, the deity has taken the form of an eggplant.

Praful Visram, a 61-year-old man who runs 4 Seasons Catering in Leicester, says the slice in his eggplant looks like the multi-armed deity. Let me just go ahead and point out the giant multi-armed elephant in the room and say what you’re all thinking — it looks like a vagina.

After showing the holy/naughty eggplant to his wife, they agreed:

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Obnoxious idiot thinks he eats apples way better than you

May 06, 2013 6:12 PM | permalink

Posted by Ritch

First off, I love the site Foodbeast.

They hip us to all kinds of weird and stupid happenings in the food world, like this jackass from Vancouver who changed his pizza pickup to a delivery because the Canucks tied up their NHL playoff game, and then watched them lose in overtime.

But as much as I love Foodbeast, they’re just flat wrong about this video, entitled “How to eat an apple like a boss.” (video after the jump)

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We (and World Naked ‘Star Wars’ Gardening Day) are famous, y’all

May 06, 2013 4:39 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

What’d you do last weekend other than chug margaritas and choke on tacos?

We wore our Chewbacca bandoliers (and nothing else), as we tended to our tulip bulbs in the yard. In case you weren’t aware, Saturday, May 4th was World Naked ‘Star Wars’ Gardening Day, otherwise known as the brainchild of our very own Dumb Blogger Ritch. A hybrid of two holidays — World Naked Gardening Day and Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you) — May 4th encouraged folks to plant their gardenias in the buff, plus don a Darth Vader mask and double their gardening hoes as light sabers.

This genius idea garnered the attention of the interwebs, including Huffington Post Weird News. Yup. That’s right, kids. We got our very own story on HuffPo. And one nekked Princess Leia even participated in the fun:

Happy #Nakedstarwarsgardening day everybody!! May the 4th be with you. instagram.com/p/Y5moKNkYk8/ —@lisakpitman

We loved the attention, but fame is fleeting especially as this week is International Clitoris Awareness Week and May 8th is No Socks Day. See if you can’t go and combine those two holidays into something great.

World Naked ‘Star Wars’ Gardening Day [Was] May 4

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Antoine Dodson’s odd Facebook revelation and related social media failery

May 06, 2013 1:01 PM | permalink

Posted by Nik

YouTube star Antoine Dodson publicly renounced his homosexuality in an announcement on Facebook. He’s become something called the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descended of Judah. Given religion’s track record on praying the gay away, I’m fairly certain we’ll be seeing Dodson back to his normal meme-tastic self again pretty soon.

Check out his full statement on Facebook and these other five status updates that are total nonsense.

1. #stupid. (via guyism.com)

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Big Ben Twitter clock has lots of people who try, and fail, to chat it up

May 06, 2013 11:38 AM | permalink

Posted by Susie

The Big Ben Twitter account is a virtual clock that has nearly half a million followers but it follows no one.

And the account never replies to fans, but that doesn’t stop people from tweeting at it.

From love to hate to questions that will never be answered, there are plenty of people who will waste their precious time on this planet engaging with a pretend clock that will never give them the time of day… so to speak.

To see the stupidity in action, check out our new photo gallery:

20 People Tweeting At A Clock For No Good Reason

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‘Toddler Fight Club’ video gets two women arrested after it is posted on Facebook: Cops

May 06, 2013 9:27 AM | permalink

Posted by Nik

Two women were arrested on child abuse charges for allegedly encouraging three kids to beat up a 2-year-old. Krystina Woods and Jakitta Hollins both face felony counts of child abuse, failure to prevent bodily harm, and talking about “Toddler Fight Club.”

Officers were called to Bundle of Blessings Kid Kare by the director to report the child abuse after a video showing the toddler fight was allegedly posted on Facebook by Woods and Hollins. Some people will literally do anything to get a few ‘likes.’

The victim’s mother was told that the 2-year-old “fell down,” which I doubt she believed since that excuse has worked exactly zero times.

This isn’t the first time Bundle of Blessings Kid Kare has been in trouble.

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