Impress your friends with the dumb news of the day:
#FitchTheHomeless Because the Abercrombie & Fitch CEO refuses to dress the “not-so-cool kids” (his words, not ours), one dude took it upon himself to readjust the A&F brand — by targeting the needy. [The Frisky]
Gramps is a Crook An elderly man accused of robbing a San Diego bank has ‘fessed up to robbing tons more. “I rob banks. It’s my hobby,” the 78-year-old said. Oh, and the confession was all caught on tape for your viewing pleasure. [HuffPost]
Get Stung The story of a Swedish man and his favorite hornet’s nest is fake. [Heavy]
Forget Brad & Jen, Already Folks are still in shock over Angelina Jolie’s preventative double mastectomy, with some morons still begrudging the starlet for stealing Jennifer Aniston’s husband. That was so 10 years ago. How about we all focus less on Brad Pitt’s lovers and more on cancer prevention, mmm kay? [Starts With You]
It’s Officially Summer Wendy’s is now serving the Frosty in a waffle cone! Oh, and this totally isn’t dumb news! It’s really, really good news! [Guyism]
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