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21 Crazy stupid misspellings on Starbucks cups

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When you’re working for a corporate coffee giant, and your only job is to cater to the cranky, caffeine-deprived public, you’re bound to reach a point where you just don’t care many pumps of syrup Tony wants in his macchiato, and if the patron’s name is “Brian” or “Brain.” You write it down however you want, even if you get mocked later on the interwebs like these dumb baristas did.

21 Examples Of Starbucks Employees Completely Massacring Someone’s Name

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5 Dumb bets that changed the world

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Screen Shot 2012-09-17 at 9.42.23 AMWhile most folks are making stupid bets that will be forgotten tomorrow, a select few have made wagers that changed the world.

For instance, if Star Wars had bombed like George Lucas thought it would, he wouldn’t still be sending million-dollar checks to Steven Spielberg. This and more dumb high-profile bets here:

5 Stupid Bets That Changed The World

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15 Facebook posts that’ll get you fired

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Facebook is a great place to express yourself as long as you don’t plan on keeping your job, family, or any friends. A waitress in Oklahoma City Chilli’s learned that the hard way after she was fired for insulting the police on her Facebook page. Here are fifteen other dumb Facebook status updates posted by people who should probably stick to sharing cat pictures on their wall.

1. Mark your calendar, folks. (via brobible.com)

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Dumb restaurant owners let their crazy flag fly on Facebook

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If you want to sink your business, set up a Facebook page for said organization and call all of your potential customers horrible names.

A couple of crazies in Arizona did just that when they went off on a bizarre rant targeting their so-called “haters” on Reddit and Yelp. The deluded duo initially appeared on a show called Kitchen Nightmares, which promptly booted them thanks to their completely insane antics. Then it all escalated from there when someone handed over the Facebook password.

Click for the full story:

The Complete Mental Breakdown Of A Restaurant Owner

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Workout video has an unwanted cameo

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Normally, when I watch a workout video, my first thought is “who gives a crap?”

Finally, I have an answer.

Pause the video at the :21 second mark, and look closely.

 

Something tells me that the “drive your hips forward” advice might speed things up for him too.
(h/t Reddit)

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Punking Abercrombie & Fitch, shakes available in cones and other dumb news

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Impress your friends with the dumb news of the day:

#FitchTheHomeless  Because the Abercrombie & Fitch CEO refuses to dress the “not-so-cool kids” (his words, not ours), one dude took it upon himself to readjust the A&F brand — by targeting the needy. [The Frisky]

Gramps is a Crook  An elderly man accused of robbing a San Diego bank has ‘fessed up to robbing tons more. “I rob banks. It’s my hobby,” the 78-year-old said. Oh, and the confession was all caught on tape for your viewing pleasure. [HuffPost]

Get Stung  The story of a Swedish man and his favorite hornet’s nest is fake. [Heavy]

Forget Brad & Jen, Already  Folks are still in shock over Angelina Jolie’s preventative double mastectomy, with some morons still begrudging the starlet for stealing Jennifer Aniston’s husband. That was so 10 years ago. How about we all focus less on Brad Pitt’s lovers and more on cancer prevention, mmm kay? [Starts With You]

It’s Officially Summer  Wendy’s is now serving the Frosty in a waffle cone! Oh, and this totally isn’t dumb news! It’s really, really good news! [Guyism]

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Law prof wants to eliminate C’s to cheer up dopey, lazy students

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Law professor Joshua Silverstein wrote a piece in the University of San Francisco Law Review that’s sure to make him a hit on ratemyprofessor.com. He wrote that law schools should “substantially eliminate” C grades because they’re too stressful on students.

Silverstein argued that students who see a big fat C written on their paper would leave them psychologically damaged. Really, “psychologically damaged?” If he thinks getting a C is that traumatic of an experience just wait till they get that first student loan payment. Real trauma is having to pay back a $150,000 law school tuition.

He went on to describe other ways that low grades might damage students.

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6 reasons why you should be terrified of newborn babies

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Babies are like tiny drunk adults. (You’d never mess with a little guy on his 15th shot of Jäger.) However, that doesn’t mean these new-life beings are easily understood by those of us without a PhD.

Most of you know the basics — babies purge at an alarming rate, they have mysteriously soft heads, and they’re fascinated with the dumbest imaginable nonsense. But what about the creepy stuff that no one tells you? These nightmare-inducing factoids are guaranteed to scare you celibate:

6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns

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Donkeys eating people food

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Donkeys eat A LOT of things.

I know this because I just went to YouTube and searched for “Donkey Eating.” As an interesting side note, I have health insurance.

Anyway, drink deep of this collection of idiots feeding donkeys people food, along with the wonderful things they say out loud. I know you’re busy, so should you want to skip right to the hot, donkey-eating action, I’ve also included the time-coded moment of initial consumption.

Enjoy!

Eggo Waffle:

Moment of Initial Consumption: 1:03

Key Quote: “C’mon over here, donkey! Got an Eggo for ya!”

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Man destroys his $430,000 Maserati

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A man in China with a sledge hammer and a few hundred thousand to burn recently smashed his Maserati Quattroporte to protest the car dealership’s poor customer service. Yeah, that’ll show ‘em.

The man, who was only identified as Wang (no joke here, that’s his surname), accused the dealership of using inferior parts, scratching up his car, and being charged for repairs they didn’t make. Sounds like car dealerships are the same where ever you go.

Fed up, Wang and his paid group of merry mashers showed up at a car show being held in the eastern city of Qingdao to beat the car to a $430,000 pulp. Then, in case enough people didn’t see it,

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