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Watch this girl snort something freaky up her nose and pull it out another hole
April 25, 2013 4:20 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Amber Strong is just the kind of girl you want to bring home to mom.
She can snort a condom up her schnozz and pull it out her pie hole. Pretty awesome, right? Click above to watch the jimmy-hat snorter in action!
Watch: Girl Snorts Condom Up Her Nose & Pulls It Out Her Mouth
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Real-life ‘Barbie’ and ‘Ken’ won’t be dating anytime soon
April 24, 2013 5:00 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Barbie and Ken broke up in 2004, and they won’t be getting back together anytime soon…even in real life.
Justin Jedlica is a young man known as the “human Ken doll” because he’s had 90 procedures to help him look like the chiseled plastic icon. But despite his affinity for looking fake, Jedlica says he’s not exactly into the self-proclaimed human Barbie doll, Valeria Lukanova.
“It appears to me that much of her look is added makeup, fake hair and ‘slimming’ corsets,” Jedlica says. “I’m not sure just how much credibility I would give her in being a REAL human Barbie.”
Memo to wannabe Ken! Barbie is NOT a REAL human. Check out the pics of these plastic freak shows, and judge for yourselves.
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Lady gets over 100 lip injections in hopes to look like Jessica Rabbit
April 24, 2013 3:40 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Kristina Rei, pictured, has opted to get over 100 silicone injections in her face after being bullied for having thin lips.
She now boasts the biggest lips in the world and prides herself on looking like Jessica Rabbit. Some folks consider large lips sexy. So what’s the verdict, folks — is Kristina hot or not?
Check out her shocking pics, then comment with your vote!
Have the biggest lips in the world they said, it will be FUN they said (29 photos)
70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
April 23, 2013 4:30 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Pam Shaw (pictured, left, with what looks to be a lady mullet) is ready to be deflowered.
The 70-year-old virgin does not believe in sex before marriage — and because she’s spent the last 50 years hard at work building her career as a cabaret singer, things, well, got a little dusty down yonder. But now Shaw is rearing to go. “I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire,” she admits. “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man.”
You go, Pamela! Anyone have a rich, single grandpa who has equipment that still works? Hey, she was a knockout back in the day. Click here to view more pics of the sexational Pam, along with a few other things she’s lookin’ for when it comes to her first foray in the sack.
10 Creepiest pregnancy photos of all time
April 23, 2013 2:38 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Having a baby is a truly beautiful thing.
Now for a word of advice? Your future spawn shouldn’t be made ugly by revealing your hideous bun-in-the-oven photos. Here’s a few preggers pic rules, just so we’re all on the same page here:
1. Don’t use a gun/dirty tire/alcohol as a prop.
2. Don’t pose naked.
3. Don’t dress up as a furry animal of any kind.
And now the visual proof:
The 10 Most Bizarre Pregnancy Photos of All Time
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20 Profile pic selfies with really bad timing
April 22, 2013 5:15 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Before posting a selfie on the ol’ social media, take the time to look at the entire picture.
Yes, your hair looks flawless and you look kinda sorta thin. That’s great. But while you’re obsessively picking your smile apart, there might be a lurker sitting on the crapper in the background that you don’t notice. And all your friends (and random blogs) will. Like these:
The 20 Worst Profile Picture Fails
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16 Hollywood stars that you should never hop in the sack with
April 20, 2013 5:00 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Money and fame can certainly get you a lot of things, but the one thing they can’t buy is a good set of sexy-time skills in between the sheets.
From small packages to boring “vanilla” sex, these 16 lackluster lovers have been outed to the public by their former partners as being horribly bad in bed. Ouch.
16 Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In Bed
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Mean girl sends nasty email attacking her ‘weird’ and ‘awkward’ sorority sisters
April 20, 2013 4:23 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
We have a real-life Regina George on our hands, people. (Erm, Mean Girls, anyone?)
A Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland is catching some heat after sending a horrible email criticizing her sisters for “totally f**king it up” with their brother frat. Amongst calling her sisters “retarded,” “weird” and “awkward,” Regina threatens to c*nt punt those she catches c*ck blocking the DG chapter.
Read the nasty email in full, below. Warning: NSFW language (duh) and heaps of capital letters.
Sorority Girl Shows The True Meaning Of Sisterhood By Calling Her Sisters “Retarded”
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Ignorance is bliss, and so is not touching yourself
April 18, 2013 2:21 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Frequent use of sexy time with yourself (and yourself alone) may not necessarily be the best idea, guys.
A bizarre new male anti-masturbation movement that has a number of guys reflecting on their chicken-chokin’ habits. One dude even compares his lack of “fapping” to taking antidepressants. He says he feels younger! More alert! Better able to perform in bed (with a chick)!
All in all, creating a little healthy separation between your hand and your dingaling can be a good thing. Here’s why:
Why It’s A Good Thing That Men Are Reflecting About Masturbation
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Awkward: wedding vows about groom’s boner
April 17, 2013 4:00 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Getting married in front of 300 of your closest friends and family can be as awkward as it gets. But throwing in some overly personal details during the wedding vows (like your extreme hard-on) just makes it ridiculously uncomfortable for everyone in attendance.
Lauren and Nick’s wedding vows took a turn for the embarrassing thanks to their overly honest officiant, and now everyone knows the dirty truth about why Lauren really fell for Nick back in 2005… his hard-working penis, of course. Check it out and bravo to his manhood for stealing the show:
Awkward Wedding Moment Features Vows About Grooms Penis
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