An odd clip of a dolphin diddling a dead, headless fish is making the rounds on the Internet.
Naturally, to make sure what I was viewing was indeed the real deal, I Googled images of “dolphin penis.”
Yeah. Don’t do that. But you can watch the video!
Memo to these dimwitted ink addicts: Tattoos are PERMANENT, dummies.
Getting #YOLO tatted in big block letters on your forearm might seem like a good idea in 2011, but come 2014, you’ll wish you’d lived twice and opted out of that stupid tattoo the second time around.
Some of the biggest ink disasters you’ll see in this lifetime:
Back when I was really starting to discover the opposite sex, I often turned to lady mags for tips and advice. Sometimes, while attempting to impress my boyfriend with my sexual prowess, I would try something new I learned. It’s a miracle he never got wounded.
Then again, I steered clear of these 7 scary sex tips from Cosmopolitan. Bite the family jewels? Really? No.
The recently erected Dixon Christian Science Church in Illinois has some folks questioning its oddly phallic design. The rooftop resembles a limp (or aroused, depending on your vantage point) you-know-what, and despite the full aerial photo, officials are not impressed.
The church’s slogan is, coincidentally, “Rising up.” Check out the pic for yourself:
The hard part is afterwards. That’s when love makes folks behave like buffoons, expelling excuse after excuse as to why it will work even though your significant other hasn’t changed the channel from the Food Network in over a week. But it’ll be fine, because she’s gonna change, by golly!
My favorite Friday pastime: Seeing two women getting photobombed by an ostrich. Or is that an emu? Either way, it sure beats working.
And flightless birds aren’t the only one’s having fun. Check out these strange people who came out of the woodwork to make another worthless digital photograph actually somewhat memorable…
Meet 56-year-old Michelle.
Michelle lives in a three-bedroom home in Tacoma, Washington, and insists she loves to entertain and have family and friends over for dinner.
However, dinner parties have to be catered, in part because Michelle’s water recently got cut off due to “safety reasons.” This is why:
More specifically, these four things are so over-discussed on the web sometimes you have to wonder if it’s even worth going online to look at cat videos anymore.
Sports fans are known for crazy behavior. And that’s regardless of how many keg stands they did in the parking lot tailgating before the big game. Many fanatics will stop at nothing to support their team, even going so far as to shave their loyalty into a hairy masterpiece on their insane noggins.
On the upside, at least the visuals are temporary, unlike this guy’s giant Lance Armstrong calf tattoo.
OK, maybe just a portion of what you learned in kindergarten.
Don’t worry, the color red is still called “red,” and “dog” is spelled “D-O-G.” But when it comes to science, many elementary school teachers fed us a whole bunch of crap. All that milk-being-good-for-your-bones business? B.S.!
A lot of what you learned is either unproven or outright lies and here’s proof…
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