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5 things you seriously gotta do before the world ends
June 05, 2013 9:33 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
We can’t escape it. The apocalypse has been a hot topic ever since the Y2K scare and the end of days never goes out of fashion for the bible-thumping set.
Combine that with the Harold Camping crap that keeps rescheduling itself, numerous reports of zombie activity and more doomsday movies than necessary, and we’ve got a few reasons to actually prepare for the end of the world. Or at least think about it.
Do you have your to-doomsday list ready? You’d better make sure these five items are on it:
5 Things That Should Be On Every Apocalypse To-Do List
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Most awesomely time-consuming breakup letter ever
June 04, 2013 1:35 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
We can’t decide if this breakup letter is absolutely genius or completely dumb.
Sucks that her boyfriend cheated. But did she need to spend hours running his crap all over town in order to get a little revenge?
To help you decide, read her freaky letter in full, complete with hearts and exclamation points:
This is either the most clever or bitchest breakup letter ever
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31 funny teachers who win the class clown award
June 04, 2013 8:15 AM | permalink
Posted by Tina
How not to get a student’s attention: Drone on and on about World War II and the Periodic Table of Elements.
How to get a student’s attention: Incorporate Justin Bieber into a math equation.
School’s either out or nearly out for the year, so let’s take this opportunity to honor those teachers who bring a little much-needed hilarity to the classroom:
Teachers like to have fun, too (31 photos)
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NYC cameraman brings back the ‘Goober’ insult
June 03, 2013 3:26 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
If you’re going to practice ballet while wearing booty shorts in the middle of Times Square, you’re going to get filmed and photographed. You’re insane if you think otherwise.
A man with an affinity for the term “goober” was caught videotaping said ballerina, as passersby got annoyed with his personal documentary. A verbal argument ensued, and the cameraman quickly put a Lance Armstrong-lookalike in his place — multiple times. “Don’t touch my camera, Goober. Nice outfit, Goober.” The results are hilarious. Watch now, then go ahead and start calling everyone who annoys you a “Goober.”
The Morning Jolt: Nice Outfit, Goober
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Your online dating profile isn’t working and here’s why
June 01, 2013 9:52 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
You spent precisely eight hours answering the asinine questions on OK Cupid, you’ve armed yourself with a couple of decent selfies and now you’re ready to jump into the dating pool!
*two weeks go by*
What gives? You’ve sent an average of four messages per day to pretty girls who list Star Wars as an interest, and yet you’ve received nada. Well, shucks.
The bad news: You’re surely making some major dating-profile mistakes, and they’re all listed right here.
The good news: There’s still time to fix it!
5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn’t Working
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5 dumbest modern inventions
May 31, 2013 8:59 AM | permalink
Posted by Tina
People invent dumb stuff all the time, but lately, it seems that more freaky stuff is getting patented. Maybe we have too much time on our hands or the rough economy has us looking for an awful way to make a quick buck, but these dumb inventions are beyond belief.
Take, for instance, the fliz (pictured above). Yep, you saw that correctly. He’s walking.
The 5 Most Ridiculously Unnecessary Modern Inventions
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These folks who do what they want are all kinds of awesome
May 30, 2013 5:01 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Never question me or my behavior. I do what I want. Grapes the Cat is also a member of this elusive club. So are these guys:
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7 Celebrities who bashed their exes in public
May 29, 2013 2:20 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
Once you split, be it a breakup or divorce, you’re liable to hate on your ex once or twice. Don’t lie and say you haven’t done it — you’re no saint.
Even celebrities who often fight endless battles for a little privacy, let a diss on their ex slip. The best of the best are right here, from Brad Pitt’s very recent ragging on his marriage to Jen (gasp!) to exes who bashed Justin Bieber and Britney Spears:
7 Celebrities Who Have Publicly Dissed Their Exes
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Your pet probably hates your guts, and here’s proof
May 28, 2013 6:03 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
You might think Rufus is a happy-go-lucky pup, thrilled with life 24/7 as long as he gets walkin’, scratchin’ and the occasional slab of meat.
What you don’t know is that Rufus and Kitty are secretly pissed at you about half the time, thanks to these five reasons.
Throw your pets a bone by checking out why you’re a clueless human:
5 Ways You Didn’t Realize You’re Making Your Pet Hate You
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21 Sports fails that are awesomely dumb
May 28, 2013 3:24 PM | permalink
Posted by Tina
You had one job to do, and being a moron ain’t it.
Whether it’s sewing giant numbers on a pro-sports jersey or singing the National Anthem, these folks had one single, miniscule task to do in the name of sports. And they failed. Hard.
You Had One Job To Do: Sports Edition
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