Combine that with the Harold Camping crap that keeps rescheduling itself, numerous reports of zombie activity and more doomsday movies than necessary, and we’ve got a few reasons to actually prepare for the end of the world. Or at least think about it.
Do you have your to-doomsday list ready? You’d better make sure these five items are on it:
We can’t decide if this breakup letter is absolutely genius or completely dumb.
Sucks that her boyfriend cheated. But did she need to spend hours running his crap all over town in order to get a little revenge?
To help you decide, read her freaky letter in full, complete with hearts and exclamation points:
How not to get a student’s attention: Drone on and on about World War II and the Periodic Table of Elements.
How to get a student’s attention: Incorporate Justin Bieber into a math equation.
School’s either out or nearly out for the year, so let’s take this opportunity to honor those teachers who bring a little much-needed hilarity to the classroom:
A man with an affinity for the term “goober” was caught videotaping said ballerina, as passersby got annoyed with his personal documentary. A verbal argument ensued, and the cameraman quickly put a Lance Armstrong-lookalike in his place — multiple times. “Don’t touch my camera, Goober. Nice outfit, Goober.” The results are hilarious. Watch now, then go ahead and start calling everyone who annoys you a “Goober.”
*two weeks go by*
What gives? You’ve sent an average of four messages per day to pretty girls who list Star Wars as an interest, and yet you’ve received nada. Well, shucks.
The bad news: You’re surely making some major dating-profile mistakes, and they’re all listed right here.
The good news: There’s still time to fix it!
People invent dumb stuff all the time, but lately, it seems that more freaky stuff is getting patented. Maybe we have too much time on our hands or the rough economy has us looking for an awful way to make a quick buck, but these dumb inventions are beyond belief.
Take, for instance, the fliz (pictured above). Yep, you saw that correctly. He’s walking.
Even celebrities who often fight endless battles for a little privacy, let a diss on their ex slip. The best of the best are right here, from Brad Pitt’s very recent ragging on his marriage to Jen (gasp!) to exes who bashed Justin Bieber and Britney Spears:
What you don’t know is that Rufus and Kitty are secretly pissed at you about half the time, thanks to these five reasons.
Throw your pets a bone by checking out why you’re a clueless human:
Whether it’s sewing giant numbers on a pro-sports jersey or singing the National Anthem, these folks had one single, miniscule task to do in the name of sports. And they failed. Hard.
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