But they also have real humans living in England and humans do stupid things.

So hot on the heels of angering all of our nabes to the north and nearly setting off an international incident with our Dumbest Things Canadians Do photo gallery, we looked east and have a new gallery that details just a few of the boneheaded things English people do.

And believe it or not, Figgy Pudding, which is a dessert of theirs that looks like a flaming pile of poo, didn’t even make the list.  See what did:

PHOTOS: The Dumbest Things British People Do

Three officers responded and found the plants to be… heirloom tomatoes.

So the case is now closed, but sadly, so is the roof.  The nofunik super says he will lock it as nobody is supposed to be up there anyway.

So if there’s a hipster bruschetta shortage this year, you know who you can blame.

The pics of the cops milling around on the roof are pretty great, so check it out:
Marijuana mix-up: Brooklyn building superintendent, cops at first mistake tomato plants for pot

Photo: via Bentley Seed

But Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal.

Want proof?

Here ya go:  Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal.

Ya, just visit that link, you’ll thank us for it.

…unless you thought it was the horse doing yoga.

No it’s doing yoga, on a horse. And apparently, it’s a thing.

You don’t even have to bring your own horse.  Just head to Arizona and look for crazy women wearing pink bandanas attending a “She-vent” at Hidden Meadow Ranch.  With any luck, the photos of you doing yoga on a horse will be hidden from all your Facebook friends.

Watch the horse yoga video report and enjoy watching a hot woman look like she’s showing you how to fall off a horse in slo-mo.

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Have you seen this mean green lady machine?  This suspect, caught here on CCV, is being sought by police in the UK who say she carried out an unprovoked attack on a 17-year-old woman outside a McDonald’s in the city of York.

The article states she is believed to be white, even though, you know, she’s clearly green.

Police also say she’s a woman, which we have our doubts about.

It’s a shame this freaky McDonald’s-related news came so fast on the heels of Charles Ramsey and his heroic Big Mac rescue.

Anywho, if you see her, call the authorities.  Then RUN.

Source: Police hunt Incredible Hulk after McDonald’s assault

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Yes, move over Antoine Dodson, there’s a new suburban hero YouTube sensation: Charles Ramsey, pictured, one of the men who heard screams and kicked down a door to rescue Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight who were said to have been kidnapped a decade ago.

The funniest part is how the interview with Ramsey abruptly ends after he says, “I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.”

But once you’ve enjoyed Mr Ramsey’s soon-to-be autotuned performance, do yourself a favor and take in the white dude with the leather vest lurking just behind Mr. Ramsey. Why, you ask? Well Mr. neck tats makes every effort to make sure his jacket patches get on camera, and why not? They have such hilarious jokes on them as  “I’d tell you about my d***, but it’s a Looonnnng story” and “I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll f*** you till he gets there.”

Here’s the video that everyone will and should be watching:

With thanks to our blogger Ritch for detecting vest bling comedy.

UPDATE: Of course the Charles Ramsay autotune is here. Already.

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And the account never replies to fans, but that doesn’t stop people from tweeting at it.

From love to hate to questions that will never be answered, there are plenty of people who will waste their precious time on this planet engaging with a pretend clock that will never give them the time of day… so to speak.

To see the stupidity in action, check out our new photo gallery:

20 People Tweeting At A Clock For No Good Reason

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That link is all you need to go on a epic journey of electric stupidity.

Warning: If you turn up the speakers and get fired it’s totally not our fault

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But perhaps you’re itching to know what will happen?  Or maybe you just have a thing for southerners who desperately want to be seen wearing hats that look pulled from the British Royal Family’s dumpster?

Well now you can skip the televised race, because the Wall Street Journal has produced a Kentucky Derby highlight reel of this year’s race. And it stars horses made from potatoes and pipe cleaners!

SFX: record scratch

Wait, what?  Yes, potato puppets and the Wall Street Journal.  And yes, it’s highlights from the future.  Well heck, it must get stressful waiting for the eurozone’s economy to finally implode — they gotta blow off some steam, right?

I kinda like it when WSJ gets their freak on.  Check it out:

Homemade Highlights: The Kentucky Derby

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Look no further. Check out:

Dumbest Bus Line Ever

But wait, there’s more!  Check out:

Angry Bus Commuter Guy

Both of the above are Vine vids by Proudly Resents that we gave titles to because Vine videos don’t have titles.  Could we have come up with better titles if we really really tried?  Probably not.

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