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Fail Britannia! The 17 Dumbest Things British People Do
May 21, 2013 10:52 AM | permalink
Posted by Susie
We love England. They brought us Hobbits, thatched roofs, Shakespeare!
But they also have real humans living in England and humans do stupid things.
So hot on the heels of angering all of our nabes to the north and nearly setting off an international incident with our Dumbest Things Canadians Do photo gallery, we looked east and have a new gallery that details just a few of the boneheaded things English people do.
And believe it or not, Figgy Pudding, which is a dessert of theirs that looks like a flaming pile of poo, didn’t even make the list. See what did:
Police called to bust tomato grow operation in Brooklyn
May 13, 2013 2:08 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Christian Delarosa, 34, is a superintendent in Brooklyn, NY who spotted green leafy things growing in 15 Solo plastic cups on his building’s roof. Apparently the first thing Delarosa thought was, “oh my god” as he believed there was a marijuana farm on their roof and he called the cops.
Three officers responded and found the plants to be…
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
May 10, 2013 1:28 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Manly super stud Ryan Gosling, pictured here wearing pussycat soft velvet, will save people in peril and if Gosling holds a baby, he can make a woman’s uterus explode.
But Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal.
Want proof?
Here ya go: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal.
Ya, just visit that link, you’ll thank us for it.
Horse yoga is exactly what you think it is
May 08, 2013 11:13 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
…unless you thought it was the horse doing yoga.
No it’s doing yoga, on a horse. And apparently, it’s a thing.
You don’t even have to bring your own horse. Just head to Arizona and look for crazy women wearing pink bandanas attending a “She-vent” at Hidden Meadow Ranch. With any luck, the photos of you doing yoga on a horse will be hidden from all your Facebook friends.
Watch the horse yoga video report and enjoy watching a hot woman look like she’s showing you how to fall off a horse in slo-mo.
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Police seek Ms. Incredible Hulk in connection with McDonald’s assault
May 08, 2013 9:00 AM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Have you seen this mean green lady machine? This suspect, caught here on CCV, is being sought by police in the UK who say she carried out an unprovoked attack on a 17-year-old woman outside a McDonald’s in the city of York.
The article states she is believed to be white, even though, you know, she’s clearly green.
Police also say she’s a woman, which we have our doubts about.
It’s a shame this freaky McDonald’s-related news came so fast on the heels of Charles Ramsey and his heroic Big Mac rescue.
Anywho, if you see her, call the authorities. Then RUN.
Source: Police hunt Incredible Hulk after McDonald’s assault
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Guy BEHIND Amanda Berry rescuer shows off ‘hilarious’ naughty vest patches
May 07, 2013 12:55 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
“I barbecued with this dude… We eat ribs and whatnot, listen to salsa music… You got some big testicles to pull this off, bro!’ — Charles Ramsey
Yes, move over Antoine Dodson, there’s a new suburban hero YouTube sensation: Charles Ramsey, pictured, one of the men who heard screams and kicked down a door to rescue Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight who were said to have been kidnapped a decade ago.
The funniest part is how the interview with Ramsey abruptly ends after he says, “I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.”
But once you’ve enjoyed Mr Ramsey’s soon-to-be autotuned performance, do yourself a favor and take in the white dude with the leather vest lurking just behind Mr. Ramsey. Why, you ask?
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Big Ben Twitter clock has lots of people who try, and fail, to chat it up
May 06, 2013 11:38 AM | permalink
Posted by Susie
The Big Ben Twitter account is a virtual clock that has nearly half a million followers but it follows no one.
And the account never replies to fans, but that doesn’t stop people from tweeting at it.
From love to hate to questions that will never be answered, there are plenty of people who will waste their precious time on this planet engaging with a pretend clock that will never give them the time of day… so to speak.
To see the stupidity in action, check out our new photo gallery:
Rainbow-induced seizures may result from prolonged exposure to this site
May 03, 2013 12:16 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
It’s the weekend everyday at one website that doesn’t need to exist, but thankfully, does exist. Do you love dogs? Are you tired of reading about serious stuff like rat meat being sold as lamb? Then turn up your speakers for:
That link is all you need to go on a epic journey of electric stupidity.
Warning: If you turn up the speakers and get fired it’s totally not our fault
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Kentucky Derby highlights before they happen via the magic of puppets
May 02, 2013 10:30 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
From the watered-down bourbon to the allegations that the horses are hopped up on performance-enhancing “milkshakes” — the most exciting two minutes in sports is absurd. If you want proof, I’ve already detailed it all in a beautiful full-color photo gallery called the Dumbest Things about the Kentucky Derby.
But perhaps you’re itching to know what will happen? Or maybe you just have a thing for southerners who desperately want to be seen wearing hats that look pulled from the British Royal Family’s dumpster?
Well now you can skip the televised race, because the Wall Street Journal has produced a Kentucky Derby highlight reel of this year’s race. And it stars horses made from potatoes and pipe cleaners!
SFX: record scratch
Wait, what?
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Guy waiting for bus will probs wait forever
May 01, 2013 1:46 PM | permalink
Posted by Susie
Looking for six seconds of looping video enjoyment?
Look no further. Check out:
But wait, there’s more! Check out:
Both of the above are Vine vids by Proudly Resents that we gave titles to because Vine videos don’t have titles. Could we have come up with better titles if we really really tried? Probably not.
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