Kool Keith is insane, but even the craziest of crazies has a moment or two of clarity that nobody sees coming. Case in point, his incredibly lucid method of keeping people away from his edibles, which amounts to teaching your taste buds to like the taste of say, soda water, over Kool-Aid. Just don't ask me what 'Oak Ridge' cake is…
Because what's better than a dad showing some pale thigh? The answer is, of course, a blog full of fathers showing what they got going on under that specific region of their pants. Amirite?
Full disclosure here – I've lived in a near frat house situation for the past couple years, where activities like wrapping things in bacon, using pizza slices as bread for cheese steaks or having General Tso's tacos hardly causes a stir anymore.
That said, it's a whole other story for a fast food chain to start re-purposing meat as bread, like KFC's new Double Down Chicken Sandwich.
To be fair, I should have seen this coming, seeing as though KFC is owned by the same parent company that OK'd Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch, which, for those who don't remember, re-purposed cheese as adhesive. What next, Yum! Brands, tartar sauce as hand sanitizer? A breadstick/crayon to sign your credit card receipt with?
via Food Geekery
I'm breaking a few rules for this week's ICBotW, People in Pizza Slice Costumes Becoming Pizzas.
It's not really a blog, and I don't think the (actual) genius that came up with this one deserves to have it tagged as "inevitable."
What it is, though, is a concept and execution packaged in such a complete way that I'm having trouble saying anything else about it.
Kudos, PiPSCBP creator.
Then there are the animals at Pet Who Want to Kill Themselves, dogs and cats that have figured out that no matter how good the treat or back rub, it's not worth modeling a pet thong or putting up with toddlers drawing on you.
Please someone put these pets on Reconcile (a pet anti-depressant), or at least set up a pet suicide hotline. Or maybe it's time to just put down their owners.
Actually, if I were managing editor of hot blog sensation, There I Fixed It, I'd be laughing all the way to the internet money bank to pick up my oversized sack of cash with printed money symbol. Amirite?
Equipped with a porn-star rack, belly-button piercing, tramp stamp and a so-blatant-you-can-imagine-a-fifth-grader-delivering-these-jokes-better sense of sexual innuendo, the instructional videos of HotForTools (both-eyes wink-winking, punch-in-the-stomach nudge-nudging), I'm sure are very informative, when it comes to, you know, learning about it. "It" being whatever job she's doing and stuff, if you know what I mean.
Given a choice between eating this after-birth of a chicken, ordering KFC's new Sharpie-made-grill-marks chicken, or dressing up in a chicken suit and earning a living handing out samplers of Chick-fil-A, I'd have to choose that last one. As long as they provide dental insurance.*
*Note: that is not actually my job, I swear. I just happen to own a chicken suit and I'm VERY passionate about poultry.
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