Sadly, we can’t choose our own flesh and blood; we’re stuck with the strange clan that makes up our families.
But when it comes to family portraits, you have a choice. If you don’t want dad to pose topless in your pic, tell the old man… or refuse to participate. If you’d rather not put a creepy witch mask on junior — speak up. Otherwise you wind up with awkward family photos like these that will be a laughingstock for future generations (and blogs).