Halloween is right around the corner. And if you’re reading Dumb as a Blog, you’re more likely to be a candy giver than a candy receiver.
But that doesn’t mean you don’t remember the old days: cutting eye holes in mom’s crappiest sheet just so you had something to throw on so you could go get free candy.
Yet, despite all the effort you put in, plenty of jerks around the neighborhood always seemed to purposefully thwart your plan with terrible treats — passing out things a hobo wouldn’t eat like Charleston Chews and pennies.
Lest you forget, take this walk down horrible Halloween memory lane for a refresher on what not to hand out. Unless of course you just want to get your revenge…