The new iPhone 5S was released not too long ago with a new technology that lets you scan your fingerprint in order to unlock your phone. And sure enough — like most new technologies — someone just had to put their penis on it.
According to UPI, a tech blogger for Digital Trends claims to have successfully unlocked his new iPhone 5S ID system using his “private part.” Of course it would be a blogger. We’re the carnies of professional journalism. We’re not really taken seriously but we provide a cheap laugh here and there.
The new iPhone 5S allows you to register up to five separate prints to unlock your phone. Betabeat.com reported that people have registered everything from their nipples to their cat’s paws on their shiny new toy.
The Digital Trends blogger wrote, “And not only did I successfully register this private part with relative ease, I was also able to use it to unlock the device. I think you can understand why there isn’t a video of this one.”
Yet another reason not to buy a used iPhone on eBay.