Ladies, for Pete’s sake (whoever Pete is), put down that 50 Shades of Grey book once and for all. Take it easy on the biting! Just a nibble will do. Oh, and once and for all, enough with the N*Sync nostalgia and stuffed teddy bears. If you’re sleeping with men you should not be having a threesome with Teddy Ruxpin.
In fact, don’t do any of these 10 disturbing things in the bedroom… at least, if you ever want to get busy again.