Here’s some titillating news: a masseuse in Georgia is now charging clients $300 a pop for her massage services – which she gives with her 48NN-cup breasts. Well yeah, there’s also the news that NN cup breasts exist.
As The Huffington Post reports, “Kristy Love, 34, a certified massage therapist in Atlanta, advertises herself on her website as “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.” CMT supposedly stands for “certified massage therapist,” though it could easily also stand for “crazy massive ta-tas!”
And Love’s rack reportedly rakes in a lot of dough.
She claims kneading her customers with her chest earns her up to $1300 a day. One of her trademark maneuvers involves covering her bazongas in oil and gliding over customers. She claims she was once ashamed of her body, but decided to capitalize on it when she had trouble finding work after beauty school. But when she realized interest in specialty massages was even bigger than her enormous knockers, she lost that whole modesty thing fast.
According to the article, Love says she has to be careful with some customers who “just want to be squashed.” While it would be tragic to lose a human life to a cleavage-crushing, it would also make for the best obituary ever: “Here lies Frank, who died the breast way imaginable.”
Unfortunately, some other massage therapists think Love’s practice is one big boob, claiming it is unethical and is more of a sexual act than a massage.
In any case, it’s nice to know that Love’s massive 48NN honkers have come in handy for something other than as airbags in a life-or-death car crash situation. Congrats to her — she’s found a way to make money that that’s over-the-top and off-with-the-top.