But not this one.
Head to Las Vegas to purchase what might be the coolest doomsday crib ever.
Built by a crazy rich guy who thought he’d get richer selling Americans on subterranean living, this hideaway is a super cool time capsule that everyone will want to see but no one will wanna buy. The Las Vegas Review Journal has the full 411 and Messy Nessy Chic has beautiful pictures of this perfect paranoid’s pad that was built “for comfort and to withstand a nuclear blast.” Why stay above sea level when you can go 26 feet under and get over 16 thousand sq. feet that includes a faux garden with putting green? Someone actually bought the place in 2005 for $2 million but now it’s in foreclosure and the realtor calls it a steal.
Yeah but… who the heck would buy this place?
Maybe Save the Pink bathrooms should take up a collection to buy this as their HQ.