Are you one of those guys who’s spent the last few Saturday nights alone watching He’s Just Not That Into You wondering why you can’t get a date? Maybe it’s because you identify with a crappy romcom based on a self-help book? Or maybe it’s that your OkCupid profile picture features you in blackface. I’m going to lean more towards the blackface thing, but just a little…
According to Jezebel, a black woman in Ontario, Canada, was flipping through her matches on the dating site OkCupid, when she came across the profile picture of a “business owner/failed comedian” — i.e. a douche bag — showing him in blackface. You can see why he failed at comedy: anyone who thought blackface is funny died of old age in the ’90s.
In her email to Jezebel, the unidentified woman said, “I was completely shocked. It was doubly horrifying because this guy was supposed to be a ‘match’ for me!”
How much of a match, you say? How about 70%! OkCupid’s algorithm could definitely use a little maintenance.
As you’d expect, the photo of the unidentified man was from Halloween. That day always seems to bring out everyone’s inner tool. What ever happened to just dressing up as something normal, like a Master Baiter?
How the guy managed to make it through the night without getting his ass handed to him is beyond me. Maybe, just maybe, he was at a Halloween party hosted by Paula Deen? I’m kidding Paula, I’m kidding! But seriously, you suck.