America’s been slipping.
No, I’m not some Putin-loving socialist who wishes Obama would lift the travel ban to Cuba so I could defect there.
What I mean is that America is slipping where it counts. For instance, did you know ‘Murica recently lost the title of most obese nation? And not just to any country… We lost the title to Mexico. That’s right, Mexico is better at something than us!
But never fear. We dug into the Internet and found plenty of reasons to keep chanting “U-S-A!”
Most teen pregnancies of any developed nation? Got it. Most lawyers per capita? You know it! Most roller coasters? Hell yes!
Here are 22 Dumb Ways America Is Still #1!