Memo to the guy who tried to take his blowup doll to prom: You’re probably going to be single for the rest of your life. You’ll never have a partner in beer pong. Or bags. Or washers. Any tailgate game for that matter. And let’s face it, you’ll probably be riding roller coasters alone for the rest of your life.
On the flip side, at least you’ll be in good company with these lonely losers. Silver linings, right?