The royal baby is named George Alexander Louis!
What a stupid name!
Still, it’s not that bad if your sole criteria is to ensure your baby won’t be the stupidest thing on Earth with that name. Here are five even stupider Georges that the regal tot is (hopefully) not named after:
1) Daffy Duck in in the classic cartoon “Quackbusters”
When Kate and Andrew first gazed down on their little royal bundle of joy, what were the first words out of their mouths? My money’s on “I will name him George and I will love him and pet him and squeeze him!”
2) George the Lobster
George the Lobster was an estimated 140 year-old crustacean weighing 20 pounds, who lived for a while in a tank at City Crab and Seafood restaurant in Manhattan “as a kind of a mascot.” As though that isn’t stupid enough, somebody called PETA, who took some time off of their busy schedule of photographing naked female celebrities, to freak out and insist he be returned to the sea, which he was.
3) George McFly
HELLO?!! McFLY?!!! Anybody home!??? Classic character from Back To The Future, not the shiniest tool in the shed:
4) King George III
I know, there have been a lot of King Georges and the royal tot may just be another one. If so, let’s hope he’s smarter than George III who, to be fair, was actually mentally ill later in life, but had still managed to lose America in 1776. Sorry, George, that doesn’t look good on your resume.
5) George W. Bush
Speaking of crap resumes, they say George W. Bush’s approval ratings are up. We say that’s because they were SO low they really had nowhere else to go. And if you’re one of those people who wants to claim he was a good president, or history will judge him, go ahead and google “George stupid” or “George dumb” and let me know what comes up.