As soon as Kate Middleton went into labor, CNN became the “Crown News Network” and everybody on Twitter went nuts. Below are the 10 funniest tweets about the new bouncing baby prince. And don’t worry — all Game of Thrones references were ignored, owing to the fact that there were way, way too many. Enjoy!
I can’t believe they’ve already priced the baby. 8 pounds isn’t even that much :( #RoyalBaby
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 22, 2013
What me? Nothing much. Just crank calling British tabloids, asking how much they’d pay for Royal episiotomy photos. — Ritch Duncan (@ritchied) July 22, 2013
It’s a goy! #RoyalBaby
— Aaron Glaser (@aaron_glaser) July 23, 2013
It is one hell of a day for London-based jewelers who specialize in itty-bitty little crowns.
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) July 23, 2013
FREE ROYAL BABY NAMES 1. Gary 2. Gary 3. Gary (OMG PLEASE NAME IT GARY) 4. Gary 5. Gary 6. Gary 7. Gary 8. Gary 9. Gary 10. Gary
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) July 22, 2013
I APOLOGISE BEFORE YOU READ THIS…. My Uncle is VERY excited about the #RoyalBaby . He’s not a Royalist. He’s a pedophile.
— Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) July 22, 2013
The British probably don’t even call it having a baby. It’s probably called something like scrumping a clip clop.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) July 22, 2013
Royal baby lives up to the hype: is born, immediately smears on clown paint, demands two loaded pistols, a gassed up Trans-Am & a sandwich.
— CeCe Pleasants (@CeCePleasants) July 22, 2013
The Royal Baby already said his first word! It was “…enough.”
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) July 23, 2013