But summer isn’t all happy good time fun even if it’s marketed that way. Summer is hella stupid.
Post 9/11, Fireworks freak us out.
People brag about their gardens on Facebook and we stick grapefruit forks in our eyes to stop ourselves from mocking their flippin’ hydrangeas.
And then there’s August, the month with no holidays which is insane because isn’t that when we most need ‘em?
Here’s 15 good reasons we wish it was Labor Day already:
PS I carved that watermelon whale you’ll see in the gallery. Not sure if I’m proud or ashamed. But even still, I’m bragging.