When the Twinkies faded into the sunset, we at truTV had five good reasons it was time for Twinkies to die.
But now, Twinkies are coming back to a shelf near you roundabout July 15th.
Not only Twinkies but Zingers, HoHos, DingDongs and all your other favorite boxed preservative-laden treats that substituted for a mother’s love.
We’d say this was a bad thing, but recent developments show it was a natural and perhaps inevitable process.
As you may have heard, Paula Deen, a celebrity chef who is personally responsible for making clogged arteries fun, was dumped by Food Network for being a total tool. Yes the 66-year-old diabetes poster child (literally as she actually does ads for a diabetes drug) was told her contract will not be renewed.
So with Deen out and Twinkies in, there’s proof positive that what you learned in high school is true: Matter can not be created or destroyed.
“Matter” in this case being unhealthy foods that will help make your thighs eat your shorts this summer.