The Internet is roughly 70% pet videos, which fall into one of seven categories. The rest is merely government jargon, pr0n, bad Lindsay Lohan pictures, ermahgerd memes, Dumb As A Blog and Wikipedia.
We don’t need any more videos of your poodle and/or tortie. Seriously. We have enough, and your domesticated animal is not as cute/funny/talented/awesome as you think — unless his name is Maru.