The unidentified man reportedly told deputies that aliens had promised to take him for a ride on their ship.
Of course deputies wanted to know more about this otherworldly taxi service. The man claimed that to hitch the lift all he had to do was drive to an isolated field where an airport would appear and he’d be picked up by the aliens. An advanced alien race with a spaceship capable of traveling to other planets and they still need an airport? They don’t sound very advanced to me.
Next thing you know he’s calling the sheriff’s office after midnight asking for a ride home. Apparently, E.T. has a high school bully’s sense of humor.
He was found with blisters on his feet after walking for several hours. The car has yet to be found but the deputies believe it’s probably somewhere between Stark County and the Kuiper Belt.
Source: Man blames aliens for losing car