Break out the sunglasses because the Tan Mom just released a music video. Actually, scratch the shades, you’ll probably need a welding mask.
Patricia Krentcil, a/k/a Tan Mom took some time out of her busy tanning schedule to record her new song simply called “It’s Tan Mom.” In the video she takes on her haters, calls out the Octomom, and disses people who work in the visual effects industry.
The video is about as bad as you’d expect it to be, but actually — it’s worse. With lyrics like “I am cool, I’m the cool one” I doubt she’ll be winning a Grammy anytime soon. Although, she may have a shot at the MTV Music awards.
If you can manage to get through the song, you’ll notice that she seems to just give up about half way through. The dancers didn’t look as fried as the Tan Mom so they kept it together and lip-synced through the rest of the video. Lucky us.