Have you seen this mean green lady machine? This suspect, caught here on CCV, is being sought by police in the UK who say she carried out an unprovoked attack on a 17-year-old woman outside a McDonald’s in the city of York.
The article states she is believed to be white, even though, you know, she’s clearly green.
Police also say she’s a woman, which we have our doubts about.
It’s a shame this freaky McDonald’s-related news came so fast on the heels of Charles Ramsey and his heroic Big Mac rescue.
Anywho, if you see her, call the authorities. Then RUN.