There are certain types of people you shouldn’t accept as a Facebook friend, like your parents or that high school bully who’s “found Jesus,” but who’s the one person that no one wants to connect with? Well, according one survey, no one wants to friend their boss. The reason being is that most people are afraid their status updates or pictures would get them fired.
But we think as long as you’re not as dumb as the people who posted these five Facebook status updates below, you should be fine.
1. Obviously, this person has never taken a refreshing dip in the LA River. (via guyism.com)
2. Something tells me this person may be lying a teensy bit about their education. (via lolsnaps.com)
3. And the dumbass appears right on cue. (via failbook.com)
4. If only there were some kind of device that you could wear on your head and would block the sun from your eyes. (via lamebook.com)
5. Failing at life for two.(via imgflip.com)