If you’re a weirdo (you’re here reading the Dumb Blog, aren’t you?), then your mom’s probably a weirdo, too. The last thing she wants is wilted flowers, melty chocolates and a three-course meal at Applebee’s.
Get her something super unusual that she’ll appreciate for years to come, like a wearable odor filter for when you come over and stink up the bathroom. Every lady dreams of owning one of those, I guarantee ya.